toto seeing ferrari get a 1-2
toto realising he can finally say mercedes are the underdog
toto realising he can say mercedes got a 1-2 as the underdog
Lewis Hamilton: we’re all unique in our own way, live your life to the fullest because we are all #blessed!!! Love conquers all!!! I love you
Lewis Hamilton: anyway i’m so glad my new son max killed my archenemy n*co r*sberg i’m so glad!!! Ahhhh today is a good day, Bono! Thank you to the fans for all the support
if someone told me in the 2019th year of our lord max verstappen would be saying that youtube vlogger nico rosberg has no personality i wouldn't believe them but yet here we are
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun
there is only one tragedy worse than romeo and juliet. nico hulkenberg and getting a podium
Max: *has a relatively chill race for the first fucking time*
Max: *spins out in the cool down lap for the Drama*
im watching the jonas brothers elvis duran interview and every time joe acts like hes going to reveal something kevin and nicks faces are fucking hilarious they look like they’re TERRIFIED
“are there any special guests we can look forward to?”
joe: “i don’t want to say any names but-”
“president ob-no he’s not gonna be on it”
joe: “i don’t care i’ll play you a new song right now!”
*starts scrolling*
joe: “you ready?”
joe: *plays year 3000*
this is chaotic leo energy at its finest
every other ferrari junior: oh mY gOD it’s sebastian vettel a 4 time f1 world champion we are breathing the same air
mick: he used to come to our house a good lad
